More like kanga-oOoOoh.
Meet Roger: a handsome Australian native who we kiiiind of have a crush on?
I know it’s weird, but hey, you’re already here. Just lean into it.
Like, let’s just say that if the big, buff protector-type was your thing…
Or if you kind of like ’em a little hairy…
And your 2018 goals include looking for a guy with great posture, an Australian accent, and absolutely zero allegations of misconduct to his name…
Roger might just be your guy.
Look at these eyes! They’re so big and sad and can truthfully say to you, “I’m not like other men.”
And you know he wouldn’t be lyin’.
And those arms! They’re strong and ready to help you carry the heavy burden of living in a patriarchal society.
**Sensual kangaroo voice with an Aussie accent** You shouldn’t have to do this alone, mate.
And when it comes to toxic masculinity and the way it prevents us all from living in a more egalitarian society, you can bet Roger won’t be sitting on the sidelines of this fight.
I just feel like he knows that strength of character is just as important as the physical stuff, too.
But at the same time, he’s always ready to talk things out.
With those enlarged ears and an evolutionarily favored sense of hearing, you just know he’d be a good listener.
So, in summary, here’s to you, Roger: for being the kind of stand up ‘roo we deserve in 2018.
And to the rest of all y’all — please fucking hop to it soon, k???
This post was adapted from Japanese.